Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Shit Korean Kids Say

It's been a while since I've done one of these posts. I've been so busy writing about all of my adventures, but now that I'm all caught up I thought I should get to it.

A conversation with my kinder class:
Student 1: Koala bears sleep for 20 whores.
Me: What?!
Student 1: 20 whores?
Me: Hours! They sleep for hours! (Writes hours on the board) Class say HOURS!
Class: WHORES
Me: No! We don't pronounce the h!
Student 2: Ohhhh I know.
Me: Yes! Good!
Student 2: Because whores is bad, Teacher!
Me: Uhhh... just don't say it, okay?
Class: WHORES! WHORES!
(Quiet student raises her hand. Wanting to change the subject, I call on her.)
Me: Yes?
Student 3: Sam Teacher, Elly Teacher whores!
Me: ...Who wants to play hangman?!



This wouldn't be noteworthy except for the fact that her English name is Pretty.


Uh does Simba's mom kill him in Korean Lion King?



"Most people who live in the country need tv to see something is happening on Earth."

A student's rendering of my kitten. Pretty accurate.


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