It's been a while since I've done one of these posts. I've been so busy writing about all of my adventures, but now that I'm all caught up I thought I should get to it.
A conversation with my kinder class:
Student 1: Koala bears sleep for 20 whores.
Me: What?!
Student 1: 20 whores?
Me: Hours! They sleep for hours! (Writes hours on the board) Class say HOURS!
Class: WHORES
Me: No! We don't pronounce the h!
Student 2: Ohhhh I know.
Me: Yes! Good!
Student 2: Because whores is bad, Teacher!
Me: Uhhh... just don't say it, okay?
Class: WHORES! WHORES!
(Quiet student raises her hand. Wanting to change the subject, I call on her.)
Me: Yes?
Student 3: Sam Teacher, Elly Teacher whores!
Me: ...Who wants to play hangman?!
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